The Daphne Massacre
Isabella is in a waiting room. She has been dragged to the dentist to undergo the pre-marital extraction of all her teeth. Her Mother Figures, the Dental Nurse and Daphne (a toothless bride-to-be), unite to assure Isabella of the economic and spiritual benefits of forfeiting her teeth. However, the Dentist's lusty Cook exposes Isabella to a world of appetite and abundance. Dressed as Saint Apollonia, the Patron Saint of dentists, Isabella enters the surgery to let the Dentist know that she has decided to retain her bite.
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